+15 c / 59f
This is almost as warm as it gets in norway, so we`ll start here.
At this temperature the people of spain wear winter coats and thick gloves.

The norwegians are out in the sun getting a tan.

+10 c / 50f
The french are trying in vain to start their central heating.

The norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.

+5 c / 41f
Italian cars won`t start.

The norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.

0 c / 32 f
Distilled water freezes.

The water in oslo fjord gets a little thicker.

-5 c / 23 f
People in california almost freeze to death.

The norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.

-10 c / 14 f
The brits start the heat in their houses.

The norwegians start using long sleeves.

-20 / -4 f
The aussies flee to mallorca.

The norwegians end their midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

-30 c / -22 f
People in greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of earth.

The norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.

-40 c / -40 f
Paris starts cracking in the cold.

The norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.

-50 c / -58 f
polar bears start evacuating the north pole.

The norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

The norwegian army goes on winter survival training.

-183 c / -297.4f
Microbes in food don`t survive.

The norwegian cows complain about the farmers cold hands.

-273 c / -459.4f
All atom based movement halts.

the norwegians start saying: " dævven, de e kaillt ja" (...kinda cold...)

-300 c / -508 f
Hell freezes over.

norway wins the eurovision song contest.